The Kitchen Roll
I am bleached white, squeeze dried, panels of pulp
Coiled round a cardboard tube, hollowed and glued.
My skin dimples with shapes and dots to gulp,
Absorb, and whisk away wet spots of food.
Repeated doodles color speckled squares,
Much more effective when unrolled in pairs.
I sit for hours wholly undisturbed,
But after school there comes a thundering herd!
At last to be unrolled and put to use!
They spill their drinks, scatter their crumbs, and smear
Jam all over the place without excuse,
Save that they’re kids on the loose! Mama, no fear,
Enters and smiles. Anger can hurt she knows
And ruin special memories of those
Enchanting scenes, when just a couple squares
Erase the goo and glop nary a care.
Supper time, Mama speaks her vexing peeve,
“Don’t wash your hands at the sink, you’re in the way!”
Congested, junior coughs against his sleeve,
Big globs of yellow mucus on their way.
Mascara, make-up sister might remove,
And pasta boils over into the grooves.
The puppy whines acutely ill at ease,
Would someone put the dog out? Quickly Please!
At end of day I’m every bit unwound,
Though I wish I could stay longer than this.
During the raucous kitchen time I’ve found
A household group which I will sorely miss.
I end a cardboard tube, hollowed and glued,
Waste-can ready to be replaced anew.
Another like me shall come along soon
To wipe away messes dotting this room.